Currently : I am sitting in Heber. Where I have never been before. Thus far I have come to this conclusion: Heber + Bryan + James = Peeing my pants and crying tears from mine EYEBALLS.
*** TinkerBell an evil sleuth in trampy green attire can be far more devilish than she appears. As she came swooping down upon me on aisle 5 not only did she cause mass destruction to my aisle and help destroy 25 items of merchandise but she caused this intercom announcement:
FLASH FLOOD ON AISLE FIVE FLASH FLOOD ON AISLE FIVE.
How cardboard can break a plastic bucket thus spewing gallons of water down upon me is beyond me . However, the floor was left in a state of sparkling pine glow freshness.
*** I learned that when I ask myself what is happening to my face. I will shortly find out. It is not a good thing that is about to happen to me. It happens to me every month and yet I continue to NOT know what is going on.
*** When above thing happens I turn psycho. . . sometimes.
*** James is brilliant .
For putting up with above psychoness.
But he is Radient not brilliant. However, sometimes I think he is brilliant .
Like when he asks me how I am doing and then when I say fine, he tells me I lie.
Or when he texts me goodmorning and good night everyday.
*** I also learned how much I like to run. I forgot about that incredible feeling that I get afterwards I forgot about how the pattern of 123 can change my life. I forgot about how awesome it makes me feel. I ran 3 miles in 30 minutes. I felt bomb. I felt incredible. I felt untouchable.
*** Chad, James, and I put mentos in coke. I saw a frothy explosion of soda right before mine eyes.
*** James and I beheld the glory of Avatar in 3D on an IMAX theater. I want to be a Navi. I want to live in Pandora. Reality is stupid.
*** I feel that the United States Government disgusts me and is far more self serving that I have ever realized before.
*** Sometimes boys are so stupid. Sometimes girls are so stupid. Together we can be so stupid. So we should be more christlike unto one anothers short comings, try to understand the stupidity of one another and get on with the madness.
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